In which I am exceptionally random, deeply shallow, & mostly just re-blog stuff that other people have thought up. However, occasionally I’ll come up with something random and original. Then I rock.Tumblr (3.0; @todaypast)http://todaypast.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/972a375f1cfab3b6f11b800581c73fca/tumblr_mmudnqV2zo1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A teacher’s flunky’s treat. But as summer barrels down on her, the teacher continues to care and work.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/50494760351http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/50494760351Wed, 15 May 2013 07:33:25 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b926d76ca6e8b3d1973c42fec388da4/tumblr_mlnt0r0cVY1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lilacs in full bloom.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/48611261180http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/48611261180Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:48:26 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e96afc1b30b17d1623f8169081aa27e/tumblr_mky1drpZzL1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hyacinth?</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/47461468150http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/47461468150Mon, 08 Apr 2013 09:51:27 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/649a923a6367dfd69d36431be9e29cae/tumblr_mkxu3ipTcG1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lavender is in fresh bloom!</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/47454167271http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/47454167271Mon, 08 Apr 2013 07:14:05 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b11ea358b1f91911c45752bcc9d119d/tumblr_mj5400s4Lz1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sunrise</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/44540751608http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/44540751608Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:24:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/302652f290e73972ee6c05740f621138/tumblr_mihfdg4loA1r5dqsno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khaoticpanda.tumblr.com/post/43511794769/veritasfracta-prom-vs-laser-tag-haha-yes">khaoticpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veritasfracta.tumblr.com/post/43501339083/prom-vs-laser-tag">veritasfracta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Prom vs Laser Tag</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/43995895779http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/43995895779Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:50:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cad85076227a9497e7373f6bf00afc9c/tumblr_mikxaos6PN1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He is going out to bask in the Light after the snow melts.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/43650830630http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/43650830630Thu, 21 Feb 2013 09:47:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1cb031642a0c4ff57ff74f34d378f1c/tumblr_mfwfo5S4cC1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A 2 hour delay’s worth of snow during break?</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/39304871668http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/39304871668Mon, 31 Dec 2012 07:16:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ed8a553e0da7937e23a833eeeab9e88/tumblr_mf701kzvvZ1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Powder sugar mountains!</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/38166873308http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/38166873308Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:39:19 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19cf5c10254331d6815fb3e1253a2ab8/tumblr_mf4p5bk6A51qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SNOW!!</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/38063257568http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/38063257568Sun, 16 Dec 2012 07:48:45 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55ee4a131b6de8dc3c31e6ef778bbd34/tumblr_mezagjfMwu1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He’s worried about his signal strength so we’re outside when is 24 degrees.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37838726490http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37838726490Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:43:31 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bab3d8ba5c10645525df89b6d1507ecf/tumblr_mevzvwFtKM1qatf08o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gamegeneral.tumblr.com/post/37773371246/princessjohnegbert-let-me-save-you-pleassee">gamegeneral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessjohnegbert.tumblr.com/post/37771499257/let-me-save-you-pleassee-do-this-just-tell-me">princessjohnegbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://let-me-save-you.tumblr.com/post/37758825551/pleassee-do-this">let-me-save-you</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pleassee do this</p> </blockquote> <p>just tell me that i can’t reply, please</p> </blockquote> <p>Fine, do it. </p> </blockquote> <p>Pretty please? I need something distracting!</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37799472441http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37799472441Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:31:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8483ad7fadfe451b01663e37e089c12/tumblr_mew2ssfCr61r2ufvto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefaultinourtardis.tumblr.com/post/37753366178/legallyblained-goldfishesarelucky-i-fucking">thefaultinourtardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://legallyblained.tumblr.com/post/37746421756/goldfishesarelucky-i-fucking-hate-how-tumblr-is">legallyblained</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldfishesarelucky.tumblr.com/post/37743035542/i-fucking-hate-how-tumblr-is-so-america-based-like">goldfishesarelucky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I fucking hate how tumblr is so America based like are any of you even aware this just happened</p> </blockquote> <p>CHURCH OF ENGLAND</p> <p>YOU WERE INVENTED ESPECIALLY FOR DIVORCE</p> <p>ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PLAY THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE CARD</p> </blockquote> <p>That comment.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hypocritical; that’s all there is to it.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37791655463http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37791655463Wed, 12 Dec 2012 08:54:34 -0700go fuck yourself<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb8710459f5f01a0864e5f1648e9aa85/tumblr_mexdccEtx91qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37791475153http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37791475153Wed, 12 Dec 2012 08:50:36 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6585d5fb5b9a331f0499cbeee841d2c2/tumblr_mevacxH3hh1qg97gpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afterelton.tumblr.com/post/37734549938/nprfreshair-sandramg-there-is-a-giant">afterelton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/37732747917/sandramg-there-is-a-giant-rubber-duck">nprfreshair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sandramg.tumblr.com/post/37710383780/there-is-a-giant-rubber-duck-floating-in-the">sandramg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p>There is a giant rubber duck floating in the Thames.</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <div> <p>Afternoon photo break!</p> <p>(Now get back to work.)</p> <p>- Nell</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Rubber Ducky! Giant rubber ducky!</p> </blockquote> <p>*squee*</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37743960111http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37743960111Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:17:43 -0700““If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder? Can we have it against other things?””<br/><br/> - <em><p><strong><a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/12/antonin-scalia-gay-marriage-murder/59847/">Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia</a></strong> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatlantic.tumblr.com/">theatlantic</a>)</p> <p>Oh, my god, Scalia, go dive into a frozen lake.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thevennkid.tumblr.com/">thevennkid</a>)</p> <p>#toddler logic</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eclecticpurple.tumblr.com/">eclecticpurple</a>)</p> <p>I hope he trips over his robes and face plants onto a pencil   </p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedarkchocolatedandy.tumblr.com/">thedarkchocolatedandy</a>)</p> <p>I hope he steps on Lego and then stubs several of his toes at one time.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popelizbet.tumblr.com/">popelizbet</a>)</p> <p>RAGE!</p></em>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37730944236http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37730944236Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:20:56 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f4ucru8k1qka3zuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perletwo.tumblr.com/post/37726542909/muppetmayhem-risque-miss-piggy-dayum-piggy">perletwo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muppetmayhem.tumblr.com/post/37704858320/risque-miss-piggy">muppetmayhem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Risque, Miss Piggy.</p> </blockquote> <p>Dayum. Piggy got rack.</p> </blockquote> <p>o hot.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37730804153http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37730804153Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:18:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8da5950129b54fcb0083933015a9b2d3/tumblr_mevttiAwlY1qzuvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Moravian star is built and hung.</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37729088462http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37729088462Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:51:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me475fYTYY1qhdvf5o9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://florencefallon.tumblr.com/post/36622487409/julie-andrews-and-carol-burnett-best-friends">florencefallon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em><small>Julie Andrews and Carol Burnett /// Best friends for over 50 years</small></em></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="247" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maax0ifdUj1rfnx23o2_400.gif" width="370"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao350pG0G1rfnx23o1_400.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>too cool!</p>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37720162243http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37720162243Tue, 11 Dec 2012 10:01:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5adf06caeb809c393e125719b1e8c3d4/tumblr_meq0n59CAP1r843b5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giraffe-in-a-tree.tumblr.com/post/37558852808/head-up-by-tambako-the-jaguar-on-flickr">giraffe-in-a-tree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tambako/3098808728/" title="Head up">Head up</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tambako/">Tambako the Jaguar</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37678346905http://todaypast.tumblr.com/post/37678346905Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:13:38 -0700